reaverthirteen:

If you checked your eggs for cracks etc before buying them, you would have had a complete carton.

reaverthirteen:

If you checked your eggs for cracks etc before buying them, you would have had a complete carton.

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sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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bitchface12345:

Dont steal your boyfriends hoodie. steal his car

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Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

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emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

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